- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I don't get it

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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