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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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