KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Santa isn't real

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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DERP

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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