Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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