Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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