- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

VITAMIN C!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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