Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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