- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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