Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Julian Ha.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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