- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

So these two girls have a cup .

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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