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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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