'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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