- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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