- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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