what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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