Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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