- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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