- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

you will like this because i am black.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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