- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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