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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

human centipede

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.