- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

WOw you have no life

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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