Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What does? 42

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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