- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Democracy.

A man was shot. He died.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Indians

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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