- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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