- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I hate blackniggers

LO AND BEHOLD!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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