- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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