- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A guy walks into a bar

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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