- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

my egg roll

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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