- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

The child was fired from his job.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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