- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

woman's rights

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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