- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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