- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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