there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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