- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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