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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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