- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.