- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Poker? I barely even know her.

A man goes to the potty.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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