- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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