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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Do you play piano? No

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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