- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There's my tractor.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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