How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Anti Joke

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