Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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13 =B you just learned something

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