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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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