Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

13 =B you just learned something

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