- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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