How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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