- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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