Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A whole 'nother.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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