what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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