- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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