- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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