A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Democracy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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