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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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