- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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