- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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