- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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