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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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