What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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