- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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