What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

kieran is a homosexual

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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