- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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