What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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David Cameron

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Ol-ive

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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