What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Hello.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Anti Joke

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