HELLO EVERYONE

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Badabing.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You are joking right?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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