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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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