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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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