Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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