What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Burp

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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