An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Whats two plus two Four!

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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