What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Women's rights.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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