How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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