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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock Goodbye

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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