What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

antonis sister is mighty fine

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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