- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A pope meets another one

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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