- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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