Ben Corbishley

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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