- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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