- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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