- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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