- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Allah walked into AK Bar

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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