- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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