- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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