Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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