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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

An Asian with a big dick.

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