- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Tucker Rivera

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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