- Anti Joke

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s