Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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