How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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dallen loves penis

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Denard Robinson

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Anti Joke

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