- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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