- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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