- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

I have cancer. And you're next.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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