- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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