- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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