- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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