- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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