How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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