- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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