- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Gay rights.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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