- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Communism hehe xd

Robin, get in the car!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Read a Book.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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