- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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