Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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