Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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