Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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