A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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