What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

hi

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Beka has AIDS

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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