- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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