i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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no rasist joks

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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