- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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