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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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