- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Men's rights

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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