- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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