Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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AIDS

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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womens rights.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The Big Band Theory

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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