Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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