- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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