- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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