Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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