- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Your girlfriend.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Robin get in the batmobile!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Can anyone Lenin money?

The child was fired from his job.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??