- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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