Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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