What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

The FCC

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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