Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the blue berry cross the road

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

miha kako si?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

XD Jackass.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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