"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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