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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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