- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Your girlfriend.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

If you have a stroke, call 000

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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