- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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