- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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