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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A guy walks into a bar

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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