- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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