Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

So a bar walks into a man...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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