- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

[Insert anti-joke here]

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??