::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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