- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

The child was fired from his job.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A guy at a baseball game....

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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