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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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