A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Beka has AIDS

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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what are you mike bibby?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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penis. nuff said.

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He--Hey guys

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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