- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mother is so fat.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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