A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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