A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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tea with milk?

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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