A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Poker face

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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