- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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