- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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