- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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