- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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