- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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