A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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