How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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