A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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