- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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