- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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