- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Jimmy Saville

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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