What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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