- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Feminism.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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