Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Jebron Lames.

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Burp

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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kkkk

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Women's rights

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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