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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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