- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

12 in general

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is white and black and red all over.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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