- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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