- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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