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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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