What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A man did not like this site

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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