- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Potassium? K.

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