what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Brain fart

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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