Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I like the color potato.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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