- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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