- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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