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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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