- Anti Joke

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah