- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Justin Bieber.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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