- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Where's my baby??

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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