- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Where's my baby??

rent a cops

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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