- Anti Joke

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.