Whats the defination of cruelty

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How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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