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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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