Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Barack Obama.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, yup.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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