- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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