A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

j.p. is dumb

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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