- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.