Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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