- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

poopy is poopy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Justin Bieber

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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