There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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