A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

penis. nuff said.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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