- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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