- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Matt is a Duster!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Rylan Clark

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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