Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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