Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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