- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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