- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's better than a stick? A stone

i hate non minorities!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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