- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Japan

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Small Penis.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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