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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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